Ryan Smith Aims to Escape Anonymity With Help of Stoners

"WHAAT??!? I got picked by the Stoners??!??"

New arrival Ryan Smith has been unable to contain his excitement since touching down at iconic Queen City Airport. The Partnership made him their choice in the sixth round. Said the new draftee:

"With a name like Ryan Smith, I've always been pretty forgettable. I've tried telling people I was born in England. I even hacked my MLS profile page to trick people into thinking that I make hip-hop music. Nothing has worked. Hopefully, joining the Pennsylvania Stoners in the BSL will finally put me into America's, or at least my mother's, conscience. " [Editor's note:  Ryan Smith is a middle child.]

Here's to new beginnings!